No, not really...


So anyway, back in May my mother died. She lost the will to live at 94. I got a text from my sister on a Saturday afternoon saying she was refusing further treatment and was going to be put into palliative care on Monday and perhaps I should come down and say goodbye. So we worked out the details of that, but by next morning she was already dead. I got another text to tell me. My family aren't what you'd call skilled communicators.


As soon as they stopped giving her antibiotics to keep the sepsis she'd been affllicted with at bay, she was gone. Can't say I blame her for the choice, it wasn't much of a life by then. My father died in 1986 so I'm now an orphan. And just like with my father, there was no "say goodbye" moment. Bang. Gone.
Six months on we're close to finalising the estate and unless one of my sisters has been plotting a challenge/coup I should be in for an inheritance perhaps by the end of the year, more likely early next year. The wheels turn slowly on such things.
So I've been thinking "What will I do with the money?" Various things - nothing major, it's not a fortune as she wasn't well off in the end when we sold her house and shuffled her into aged care - that house was pretty much all of her "assets" - but it's not nothing either.
Now I did think that even though I have a "stratocaster" it's not a Fender stratocaster, but a Swiss Levinson Blade stratocaster bought in 1993 which cost pretty much the same as an MIA strat at the time, and I liked better. I wasn't all that savvy about guitars and their history back then. It still is a great guitar.
And even though I don't have the actual money yet I was checking out strats on the local music shop's website and trying to work out exactly WTF Fender were up to with their model lines. There was a sale on the and the Ultra 2 line had just been released and I didn't really like any of the colours, based on the photos - the guitar shop had a white (Avalanche) one according to the site. But when I dug a bit deeper I found a Fender video of some black dude I've never heard of playing a Solar Flare coloured Ultra 2, and that changed my mind on that colour. Didn't like the other colours - white, black, red, blue - but in the video Solar Flare looked like Shrek had had unnatural congress with a gold top guitar in terms of colour. Sort of chartreuse, and metallic.
So I checked around all the guitar shops within a 2 hour radius and found that there was one in Brisbane, but the price wasn't as keen as my local shop, and I thought that there were probably a few around because it's all new and once they're scooped up, the colours will be hard to find, and pre-Christmas sale is on, so why not do it now? So off I trotted to my local guitar shop and managed to stand looking at a wall of guitars and just generally wandering around for 35 minutes being completely ignored as salespeople tried desperately to sell a number of small value items to reluctant shoppers, until eventually I just went up and collared someone and asked why they were ignoring me...

The guy was very apologetic and got the white one down for me and I played it and the neck felt a little chunky, so he got me a pastel green Jeff Beck and a blackie Claptop one down as well to compare. Fender put 9s on their strats so they felt a little light as well. Anyway, I liked it enough and more than the other two - I'd never buy a <insert guitarist> guitar anyway but I told him it was the wrong colour so off to the counter we went, he found there were 3 Solar Flares in Sydney, offered me the same price as the on-sale white one and we did a deal. He suggested it would take "at least two weeks" for it to make its way up here, but a week later I got the text and yesterday I went down, gave them the rest of the cash, and here we are...
Not to everyone's taste, colour-wise I'm sure, but I like it. In terms of features it's pretty nice. Tusq nut, satin finish on the back of the neck and headstock, anodised aluminium pickguard and back plate, whatever they call that thing where they shape the plate at the back and the body so you can get right up high no problems, luminous inlay dots


And while I was splashing cash around, I bought the pedal below. I'm never loving what happens to the Kemper when you turn the gain knob up. Patches sound fine at the gain setting they're created at, but twist that gain knob and it can get a bit fizzy and grainy, so I figured I needed a boost / overdrive pedal to push the signal a bit more into some of the cleaner profiles - especially with a new single coil guitar - so did some research and found a place in Melbourne having a 20% off Black Friday sale and ordered one of these... and it also arrived yesterday. It's from Xotic, and AH stands for Allan Hinds, who apparently is someone. I didn't buy it because of him, but because it seemed to me to be what I needed. Again, not much time to play, but liking it so far...
As for the rest of the money, when I get it, well I was about to get a new car anyway - the Audi's into its 10th year now, so, also yesterday, I went up the range a bit and ordered a car as well as well as pick up my geetar. Yesterday was a BIG day. I may have ended up with this car anyway, but I hadn't quite saved up that much, and the potential inheritance decided it for me. So there'll be a NCD thread in Jan/Feb - it's not actually built yet. Apart from that, I'll shove some in the travel budget and do a bunch of upgrading of household stuff - pots, pans and the like, and stock the cellar...
YouTube of aforementioned black dude playing my guitar - you get a better representation of what it looks like...